Collection Best Santa Banta Funny Jokes 140 Words
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
The meaning was- Arre OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA!
Santa & his wife buy coffee from coffee shop.
Santa said: Drink quickly honey..
Wife said: Why?
Santa reply: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa: Yes sure, Give me your Telephone Number!
Santa: What`s difference between man & Superman?
Banta: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he was PM not AM.